This Ain’t What I Signed Up For!” – Eurie’s Wild Misunderstanding Adventure. The morning after the absolute circus of a night, Eury awake like someone who just got drop-kicked. Her body felt like it had been through a washing machine set to “demon lord’s spin cycle,” and her brain was buffering harder than a 2005 YouTube video. Then BAM! it hit her. These chuckleheads at Tengetsu Street actually thought she was a freakin’ sexaroid?! Excuse you, sir. Excuse. You. Eurie wasn’t some glorified lovebot, she was a modified maiden, dammit! A monster-slaying, problem-solving, justice-delivering badass with a side of “I will end you” energy. But no, these horny NPCs took one look at her “upgrades” and their mind immediately defaulted to “must lewd.” Like, she was built for combat, not coitus. Eurie’s patience was thinner than the plot armor in a harem anime. Between gasps and very unwanted “nhhaa~♡” sounds escaping her lips, she wheezed out: “I-I’m n-not a s-sexaroid, you d-dinguses! I’m a m-modified maiden! M-MONSTER. SLAYER. NOT. YOUR. W-WAIFU!” Did they listen? of course not. These guys had the comprehension skills of a baked potato. Every time she almost got through to one of them, someone else would show up like “Oh? Free sexaroid?” and the cycle of “Oh no, not again, MMMPH?!” would restart. At this point, Eurie was starting to think the real final boss wasn’t some ancient demon, it was hormones. And let’s be real, she was losing. Badly. Will Eurie ever convince Tengetsu Street she’s not a walking adult toy? Or is she doomed to forever be the town’s “all misunderstandings” plaything?
