New Jersey Sexy MMD

3D Segsy MMD starring the one and only New Jersey, the ship-waifu who’s more captivating than more captivating than a free WiFi signal in the desert. She’s the ENFJ queen—the squad’s emotional GPS, a walking TED Talk with a heart bigger than her… well, assets. In this parody, she’s rocking her Midsummer Leisure fit, which is a fancy way of saying a bikini that’s tighter than a hipster’s jeans. Then the magic happens. The famous MMD fabric transitions kicks in. Then the plot thickens… or, more accurately, the fabric thins. One by one, those scraps of summer style peace out like guests after a bad party. Her curves are a hypnotist’s pendulum, a gravitational anomaly that could make a GPS lose its signal and just start spinning in awe.