We’re diving headfirst into a hentai parody starring Azur Lane’s silver-haired ice queen herself, Sovetsky Soyuz! Now, most brainiacs in the fleet have her pegged as an INTJ, you know, a total “mastermind” with a brain bigger than the entire Iron Blood faction and a stare that could freeze the Siren threat in its tracks. She’s all about those galaxy-brain strategies and five-dimensional chess moves.
But in this scenario, she’s trading blueprints for… a different kind of action. She’s kicking it with her commander, or as she low-key prefers, her comrade commander, and let me tell you, the vibe in the room is shifting faster than a rigging doing a 180. She’s rocking a spicy kunoichi getup you gave her, looking tighter than a submarine hatch and more dangerous than a misfired torpedo.
You were supposed to perform her overall combat assessment using kunoichi arts, but she was assessing you instead. She started with paizuri.
Before you can even say “Cyka Blyat,” she’s ready for the next kunoichi art. That “kunoichi art” training manual gets tossed out the window faster than expired rations. She’s locking onto your trajectory for the ultimate collaborative exercise, comrade. The final maneuver? A direct, internal deployment of reinforcements. That’s right, we’re going for the full creampie segs. Mission: Absolutely, Positively, Accomplished.
