Category: Otaku no Boku ga Ichigun Gal to Tsukiaeru made no Hanashi

Tomohiko Suzuki had a problem. Her name was Ruka Ayase, and she was sunlight in human form, brilliant, popular, and completely out of his orbit. For weeks, Suzuki watched from the shadows, his chest tight every time she laughed with her friends. Then he decided: no more waiting.

His grand plan? A new hairstyle. Surely that would catch her attention.

The results were… mixed. His classmates squinted. Someone laughed. But unexpectedly, a few of the top-tier gals in the class took notice. “Hey, you look like a little chick! We’ll call you Chom,” they declared. And just like that, an embarrassed Suzuki—now “Chom”—found himself talking with Ayase’s inner circle.

Day by day, he worked to earn their trust. He listened to their gossip, made them laugh, and slowly, impossibly, started to feel like he belonged. Then one evening, walking home, he heard a familiar voice.

“Chom! You free? Come over. Tell me funny stories.”

Ayase herself. His heart nearly stopped.

At her place, she sat close, too close. Her eyes sparkled. “Hey, Chom… got a girlfriend?”

This was it. The moment he’d dreamed of. His lips parted…

“Sure, show me your dick. I’ll jerk you off ♡.”

Wait. What?

Yes, dear reader. That happened. And no, we don’t have a single explanation. But we promise to bring you updates if Chom ever recovers from the whiplash.