Klukai and Commander Segs

A 3D hentai parody that’s based from favorite tactical gacha game. The star of this whole shebang is none other than HK416, aka Klukai. This doll is so far up her own backside with pride she could probably polish her own circuits with her ego. She’s that coworker who unironically uses “synergy” and has a color-coded spreadsheet for her ammo, a total workaholic tsundere. Her motto is basically, “I don’t need the weak in 404. No matter how much they don’t want to do it, I must be the strongest tactical doll.”

So, the Commander, probably tired of seeing her have a permanent stick up her chassis, buys her a swimsuit. Not for a mission, but for, like, fun. The concept almost causes a system-wide crash in Klukai’s brain. But, plot twist! She doesn’t just file it away in a “sentimental glitches” folder. She actually invites the big boss to the pool. Andorid and Belka, two dolls who know Klukai’s neural cloud better than she knows herself like, they’ve seen her browser history of “how to flirt without seeming like you care”.pdf, decide this is prime-time entertainment they cannot miss. They sneak after her, quieter than a mouse fart in a library, ready for the main event.

And what an event it is. Klukai, deciding to take the action, just goes for it. No more tsun-tsun, all dere-dere. One minute they’re poolside, the next it’s a full-blown, tactical operation of passion. And through it all, Klukai isn’t just going through the motions; she’s finally, finally letting her core programming run the show. All that pent-up, heartfelt confession she’d been locking down tighter than a restricted armory just comes pouring out. She wasn’t just happy, she was brighter than a max-settings graphics card, finally telling the Commander everything she felt without a single “i-idiot!” to be found. It was a system update we all saw coming, it was totally worth the wait.